{"id":35878,"date":"2022-09-15T05:23:20","date_gmt":"2022-09-15T09:23:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/coinscreed.com\/staging\/?p=35878"},"modified":"2023-08-14T07:21:07","modified_gmt":"2023-08-14T11:21:07","slug":"i-go-to-bed-cold-every-night-says-bitcoin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/coinscreed.com\/staging\/i-go-to-bed-cold-every-night-says-bitcoin\/","title":{"rendered":"“I go to bed cold every night,” says Bitcoin"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
Secret Lives….. A Coinscreed original that depicts the secret lives of blockchain assets and what they do or think when you are not looking.<\/em><\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n

….\u2026………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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“I go to bed cold every night,” says Bitcoin<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

The king of cryptocurrencies <\/a>(Bitcoin) was recently interviewed on a new episode of Secret Lives, this was how the conversation went down.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

….\u2026………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bitcoin walks in majestically<\/strong><\/em><\/h4>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Interviewer: Welcome Bitcoin, thanks for honoring our invitation, please do have a seat<\/strong>.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
(Looks at the seat with disdain)<\/em><\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n

Bitcoin<\/strong>: This seat can't be mine, I mean I'm the king of cryptos <\/a>offer me something royal<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
(A new seat was brought in, and then he smiled<\/em>)<\/strong><\/h5>\n\n\n\n

Interviewer: Please … pointing to the sea<\/em>t<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Bitcoin<\/strong>: Of course, I will ( takes a seat) how do I look sitting down on this seat, like royalty right?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Interviewer: Of course, I can't say otherwise, once again thank you for coming.<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Bitcoin<\/strong>: It is my pleasure <\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Interviewer: Firstly, we would like to ask how has it been being the king of cryptocurrencies<\/strong>?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Bitcoin<\/strong>: Sighs, you know the popular saying uneasy lies the head that wears the crown right? My head has never felt light for once. It has not been an easy reign.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Interviewer: Wow, we always thought as a king your fun and excitement would be on the high side<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Bitcoin<\/strong>: I wish…(smirks)<\/em><\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Interviewer: Talking about fun, we can't see a spouse, or are you single?<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Bitcoin<\/strong>: Spouse!!! (Laughs hysterically and loudly<\/em>). I don't think I am ready for that now… I am single to stuporrrrr<\/em> and go to bed cold every night.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Interviewer: Why if I may ask?<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Bitcoin<\/strong>: I can't stand relationship problems because I have an unstable mood<\/a>, I might sleep one night rich and even before morning become poor….makes a sad face<\/em>…no body would want such.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Interviewer: (notices his sad face and tries to cheer him up<\/em>) You look real good today is that a Gucci suit?<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Bitcoin<\/strong>: Smiles … you noticed? I actually have a meeting with an investor today. Who knows after that I might get myself a girl. <\/h3>\n\n\n\n
Both laughs<\/strong><\/em><\/h5>\n\n\n\n

Interviewer: I would like to ask if you don't mind, what causes the unstable mood?<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Bitcoin<\/strong>: Hmmmm<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Interviewer: If it is too sensitive we might as well let it slide<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
Interrupts…No not at all.<\/strong><\/em><\/h5>\n\n\n\n

Bitcoin<\/strong>: Heavy investment certainly makes me happy. I get high on it which insights FOMO<\/a>.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Interviewer: FOMO??<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Bitcoin<\/strong>: Yeah it means the Fear Of Missing Out, this usually attracts more investors. However, trust people to start doubting my credibility which also insights FUD<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Interviewer: FUD??<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Bitcoin<\/strong>: It is  Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt which cause people to pull out their investments and this makes me sad.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Interviewer: Wow, now I do get it<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Bitcoin<\/strong>: If only they know (smirks<\/em>)<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Interviewer: If only they know what?<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Bitcoin<\/strong>: Only those who stay with me till the end (hodlers<\/a>)<\/em> will enjoy with me<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Interviewer: Interesting<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
Stares briefly at the clock<\/strong><\/em><\/h5>\n\n\n\n

Interviewer: What do you say to those who want to dethrone you?<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
Interrupts…dethrone????<\/strong><\/em><\/h5>\n\n\n\n

Bitcoin<\/strong>: laughs really hard. None of them can dethrone me, I am the one true king.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Interviewer: One final question Bitcoin,  what do have to say to those who would like to meet you<\/strong>?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Bitcoin<\/strong>: As simple as it is, they should invest more to keep me happy.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Interviewer: Thank you so much for your time, King Bitcoin. We do hope to have you here some other time.<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Bitcoin<\/strong>: Thank you for using the right title.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
Both laughs<\/strong><\/em><\/h5>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bitcoin walks off the stage with his shoulders high<\/em><\/strong>.<\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Secret Lives….. A Coinscreed original that depicts the secret lives of blockchain assets and what they do or think when you are not looking. ….\u2026…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. The king of cryptocurrencies (Bitcoin) was recently interviewed on a new episode of Secret Lives, this was how the conversation went down. ….\u2026…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. Bitcoin walks in majestically Interviewer: Welcome Bitcoin, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":36005,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11401],"tags":[152,132,4244],"class_list":["post-35878","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stories","tag-bitcoin","tag-crypto","tag-interview"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/coinscreed.com\/staging\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/image-92.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/coinscreed.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35878","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/coinscreed.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/coinscreed.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coinscreed.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coinscreed.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35878"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/coinscreed.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35878\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coinscreed.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/36005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/coinscreed.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35878"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coinscreed.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35878"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/coinscreed.com\/staging\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35878"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}