“I go to bed cold every night,” says Bitcoin

Secret Lives….. A Coinscreed original that depicts the secret lives of blockchain assets and what they do or think when you are not looking.

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The king of cryptocurrencies (Bitcoin) was recently interviewed on a new episode of Secret Lives, this was how the conversation went down.

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Bitcoin walks in majestically

Interviewer: Welcome Bitcoin, thanks for honoring our invitation, please do have a seat.

(Looks at the seat with disdain)

Bitcoin: This seat can't be mine, I mean I'm the king of cryptos offer me something royal

(A new seat was brought in, and then he smiled)

Interviewer: Please … pointing to the seat

Bitcoin: Of course, I will ( takes a seat) how do I look sitting down on this seat, like royalty right?

Interviewer: Of course, I can't say otherwise, once again thank you for coming.

Bitcoin: It is my pleasure 

Interviewer: Firstly, we would like to ask how has it been being the king of cryptocurrencies?

Bitcoin: Sighs, you know the popular saying uneasy lies the head that wears the crown right? My head has never felt light for once. It has not been an easy reign.

Interviewer: Wow, we always thought as a king your fun and excitement would be on the high side

Bitcoin: I wish…(smirks)

Interviewer: Talking about fun, we can't see a spouse, or are you single?

Bitcoin: Spouse!!! (Laughs hysterically and loudly). I don't think I am ready for that now… I am single to stuporrrrr and go to bed cold every night.

Interviewer: Why if I may ask?

Bitcoin: I can't stand relationship problems because I have an unstable mood, I might sleep one night rich and even before morning become poor….makes a sad face…no body would want such.

Interviewer: (notices his sad face and tries to cheer him up) You look real good today is that a Gucci suit?

Bitcoin: Smiles … you noticed? I actually have a meeting with an investor today. Who knows after that I might get myself a girl. 

Both laughs

Interviewer: I would like to ask if you don't mind, what causes the unstable mood?

Bitcoin: Hmmmm

Interviewer: If it is too sensitive we might as well let it slide

Interrupts…No not at all.

Bitcoin: Heavy investment certainly makes me happy. I get high on it which insights FOMO.

Interviewer: FOMO??

Bitcoin: Yeah it means the Fear Of Missing Out, this usually attracts more investors. However, trust people to start doubting my credibility which also insights FUD

Interviewer: FUD??

Bitcoin: It is  Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt which cause people to pull out their investments and this makes me sad.

Interviewer: Wow, now I do get it

Bitcoin: If only they know (smirks)

Interviewer: If only they know what?

Bitcoin: Only those who stay with me till the end (hodlers) will enjoy with me

Interviewer: Interesting

Stares briefly at the clock

Interviewer: What do you say to those who want to dethrone you?

Interrupts…dethrone????

Bitcoin: laughs really hard. None of them can dethrone me, I am the one true king.

Interviewer: One final question Bitcoin,  what do have to say to those who would like to meet you?

Bitcoin: As simple as it is, they should invest more to keep me happy.

Interviewer: Thank you so much for your time, King Bitcoin. We do hope to have you here some other time.

Bitcoin: Thank you for using the right title.

Both laughs

Bitcoin walks off the stage with his shoulders high.