Secret Lives….. A Coinscreed original that depicts the secret lives of blockchain assets and what they do or think when you are not looking.
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Secret Lives….. A Coinscreed original that depicts the secret lives of blockchain assets and what they do or think when you are not looking.Bitcoin walks in majesticallyInterviewer: Welcome Bitcoin, thanks for honoring our invitation, please do have a seat.(Looks at the seat with disdain)Bitcoin: This seat can’t be mine, I mean I’m the king of cryptos offer me something royal(A new seat was brought in, and then he smiled)Interviewer: Please … pointing to the seatBitcoin: Of course, I will ( takes a seat) how do I look sitting down on this seat, like royalty right?Interviewer: Of course, I can’t say otherwise, once again thank you for coming.Bitcoin: It is my pleasure Interviewer: Firstly, we would like to ask how has it been being the king of cryptocurrencies?Bitcoin: Sighs, you know the popular saying uneasy lies the head that wears the crown right? My head has never felt light for once. It has not been an easy reign.Interviewer: Wow, we always thought as a king your fun and excitement would be on the high sideBitcoin: I wish…(smirks)Interviewer: Talking about fun, we can’t see a spouse, or are you single?Bitcoin: Spouse!!! (Laughs hysterically and loudly). I don’t think I am ready for that now… I am single to stuporrrrr and go to bed cold every night.Interviewer: Why if I may ask?Bitcoin: I can’t stand relationship problems because I have an unstable mood, I might sleep one night rich and even before morning become poor….makes a sad face…no body would want such.Interviewer: (notices his sad face and tries to cheer him up) You look real good today is that a Gucci suit?Bitcoin: Smiles … you noticed? I actually have a meeting with an investor today. Who knows after that I might get myself a girl. Both laughsInterviewer: I would like to ask if you don’t mind, what causes the unstable mood?Bitcoin: HmmmmInterviewer: If it is too sensitive we might as well let it slideInterrupts…No not at all.Bitcoin: Heavy investment certainly makes me happy. I get high on it which insights FOMO.Interviewer: FOMO??Bitcoin: Yeah it means the Fear Of Missing Out, this usually attracts more investors. However, trust people to start doubting my credibility which also insights FUDInterviewer: FUD??Bitcoin: It is Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt which cause people to pull out their investments and this makes me sad.Interviewer: Wow, now I do get itBitcoin: If only they know (smirks)Interviewer: If only they know what?Bitcoin: Only those who stay with me till the end (hodlers) will enjoy with meInterviewer: InterestingStares briefly at the clockInterviewer: What do you say to those who want to dethrone you?Interrupts…dethrone????Bitcoin: laughs really hard. None of them can dethrone me, I am the one true king.Interviewer: One final question Bitcoin, what do have to say to those who would like to meet you?Bitcoin: As simple as it is, they should invest more to keep me happy.Interviewer: Thank you so much for your time, King Bitcoin. We do hope to have you here some other time.Bitcoin: Thank you for using the right title.Both laughsBitcoin walks off the stage with his shoulders high.
The king of cryptocurrencies (Bitcoin) was recently interviewed on a new episode of Secret Lives, this was how the conversation went down.
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